anna rita barbacci and guglielmo vallecoccia

Guglielmo Vallecoccia always forget to bring Anna Rita Barbacci’s things.

Anna Rita BarbacciWhere is the milk?

Guglielmo Vallecoccia: Milk! Did you tell me to bring Milk?

Anna Rita Barbacci: No.

Guglielmo Vallecoccia: Then?

Anna Rita Barbacci: I wrote it on a paper and that paper is still pasted on your sleeve. Did you even read the paper?

(Looks at it)

Guglielmo Vallecoccia: OK. God I forgot about it.

Anna Rita Barbacci: Right! and you didn’t forget to bring Beer.

Guglielmo Vallecoccia: Yes. So?

Anna Rita BarbacciI didn’t even tell you bring beer.

Guglielmo Vallecoccia: See I remembered something.

Anna Rita BarbacciAnd you also bought chips, dvds and let me see a new golf cap.

Guglielmo Vallecoccia: Yes.

Anna Rita Barbacci: How did you not forget all of this?

Guglielmo Vallecoccia: I am not sure.

Anna Rita Barbacci: Let me tell you, you never forget whatever is important for you.

Guglielmo Vallecoccia: Not like that.

Anna Rita Barbacci: You FORGOT my mom at the zoo.

Guglielmo Vallecoccia: Once I entered the zoo I could not figure out your Mom from the other animals.

Anna Rita Barbacci: What?

Guglielmo Vallecoccia:  I told her not to wear that hat with colorful feathers. I even told her not to move very close or tough the  cages because someone might shoot her thinking a wild animal is trying to escape.

Anna Rita BarbacciSo when my Mom was running after you shouting your name , you thought it is a bird or something.

Guglielmo Vallecoccia: No I forgot my name.

Anna Rita Barbacci: Reasons and reasons. This can’t continue. You need to be responsible.

Guglielmo Vallecoccia: For your Mom.

Anna Rita BarbacciNo for your forgetfulness.

Guglielmo Vallecoccia: It is not that I have control.

Anna Rita Barbacci: Ok! But why didn’t you forget your mother any where.

Guglielmo Vallecoccia: I don’t know.

Anna Rita Barbacci: Let me tell you she is your mother and she is important for you.

Guglielmo Vallecoccia: Ok. She also deosn’t leave my hand.

Anna Rita Barbacci: Ok. You never forget your parents birthday but always forget my birthday. How is that?

Guglielmo Vallecoccia: Because both were born on Christmass and I was raised as a staunch Christian.

Anna Rita BarbacciYou never forget to go to play golf.

Guglielmo Vallecoccia: My friend calls me up.

Anna Rita Barbacci: You never forget to watch your favorite TV show.

Guglielmo Vallecoccia: Because it comes at the same time every day.

Anna Rita Barbacci: Ok and you never forget the name of the favorite dish at the restaurant.

Guglielmo Vallecoccia:Yes because I have been eating the same since I was a kid.

Anna Rita BarbacciBut you forget to empty the trash, do the dishes and feed the cat.

Guglielmo Vallecoccia: I see the cat sitting on the trash and licking the dishes and so I don’t want to disturb the cat.

Anna Rita Barbacci: Why?

Guglielmo Vallecoccia: You don’t want an angry cat in the house. And after seeing it licking the dishes I don’t want to overfeed it.

Anna Rita Barbacci: Goodness!! Look at your excuses. Ok. I want the trash and dishes to be taken care of irrespective of the cat.

Guglielmo Vallecoccia: You should be grateful that is only because of my forgetfullness we have a son today.

Anna Rita Barbacci: (Smiling) Stop it.

Guglielmo Vallecoccia: Stella , lets go upstairs.

Anna Rita Barbacci: Stella is the name of the cat. My name is anyways lets go.

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